I’ll keep this brief because, as the filename suggests, there’s "nothing to see here."
Ajb knew the bargain that lived in the Nippyfile’s innards: it never lied about a file’s truth, only about its shape. If something called itself “boring,” the file would deliver boredom—but exactly as it needed to be unmasked. The exclusive tag? That meant ownership had tried to pin it down, to force it into showing only one face for one owner. The file bristled against that constraint. ajb nippyfile boring jpg exclusive
Boring, the file said, and then folded.