⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The Perfect Ending to a Hazy Night"
“Bessst friend in the whole galaxy,” Kaelen slurred, swinging an arm around Captain Mira’s neckplate. His breath could have decontaminated a small moon. “You. Me. We chased that pirate lord into the Tumble Nebula. Remember? You shot his hat off.” my drunken starcom best
"I'm not proud of it, but I'm claiming my 'drunken starcom best' as a badge of honor. After a few too many drinks, I managed to pull off an epic maneuver in Starcom, dodging enemy fire and executing a flawless tactical strike. My cat was judging me from the couch, but I didn't care – I was on a roll. You shot his hat off
"To the person who just received a 3 a.m. paragraph from me: You’re welcome for my drunken starcom best . Deployment was successful; dignity was not." dignity was not."